** réclame l'attention de l'assemblée par un accord rapide de harpe **
Mes Dames, Mes sires, Gente Noblesse et Gueux pouilleux, Chevaliers et Conseillers, Compatriotes et Visiteurs,
En tant que Skalde de notre assemblée, il est de mon devoir d'accueillir ses seigneuries avec une petite chanson qui, je l'espère, vous ravira. Elle est écrite dans la langue de mes ancêtres mais j'ose espérer que les paroles ne vous échapperont pas.
** Racle le fond de sa gorge et lance un accord endiablé de harpe **
When I get a little bit drunk
Let missing my gladness
Go and get me a Guinness
When I get a little bit drunk
I'm a bird on a wire
I'm a fish in a river
When I get a little bit drunk
I forget my sourness
Go and get me another Guinness
When I get a little bit drunk
I'm a bird in a river
I'm a fish on a wire
And I laugh fat myself
And I dream somewhere else
In that deep black ocean
And it smells a bit wrong
** solo de harpe **
When I get obviously drunk
I finally wonder why
You left me last night
When I get obviously drunk
I sing all my sorrow
And to the fellow on my shadow
And I laugh and I cry
And I shout 'till I die
Looking for somethin'else
So hang on by myself
When I get completely drunk
I slang everybody
High howling on me
When I get completely drunk
I split on your brother
I fuck you down sister
And I laugh and I cry
And I scream 'till I die
And I howl up to the sky
For eventually sign
And I'm getting so sick
That I bring up my balls
And I pump up my dick
And I piss on your flowers
When I get desperately drunk
I'm a bird on a wire
I'm a damn in that gather